The Smart Mouse


A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when all of a sudden a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.

“See?” says the mother to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

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